Home Movies----Grrrrrrr!!!

Yoho is setting up a dusty movie machine---the kind with reel to reel movies

He wants to show home movies from our childhood

I said NO!!

But Helga giggled and said go for it.

**steam comes out of ears**

I think its time for a new wife

**Stomps out of Room**


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Well Hullo Der Frienz!

Dis here is Yoho!

I thought yawd enjoy you some pictures of da good ole days back home in Swee' Ole 'Bama

Ole Cletus---uh--dat's--er--

**Scratches head---fleas jump off---Yoho snatches one up and eats it**

Tiggerpapa!

Yea, dats wut yaw call 'em!

I think.


Anyway....


I can't show youse the movie
on account of when I shines the movie at the com-puter screen it just don' seem ta werk right.


So here is some plain ole photos



Da first one is Clet--Uh, Tiggerpapa and me's ole Granpappy---"Granpappy"

Yep, dat's his name---Hansome Feller, doncha think?

An' Dis is Maw and Paw on Hitchin' Day!

**Sighs**

Maw wuz so purty


Too bad she got hit by dat darn truck.

**wipes tear from eye**

Dat's the day Granpappy got his keys taken from 'em.

**ahem**

An' next up is a picture of  Bonnie Sue

**glares**

She be such a drama queen!

Always makin' some dag-gone grand entrance

Sheesh---it ain't like she be purty like maw!

'K  


now---dis here is Ernest---he's da family Geen-yus



Dat means he's smart!




really really smart

Made it all da way thru pre skool





An' next we gots a picture of Tiggerpapa's favoritist relation



Uncle Billy Bob!

Tiggerpapa worshipped him

See, Ole Uncle Billy Bob wuz da bravest hunter in all of 'Bama.

He'd brag 'bout how he killed himself all da wolves in 'Bama.

But he'd never let us see 'um.   

Said they'd give us night-murs!

Den one night some local yokel said he spied hisself a wolf down by da freeway.   

Uncle Billy Bob couldn't be havin' missed one

So 'E went to get 'em.....an' we never see Ole Uncle Billy Bob again! 

Poor lil Clet--Tiggerpapa 

He wuz a loss soul wid-out 'is Uncle Billy Bob.

See, Tiggerpapa  would always foller 'im like a shadow.

Like white stuck on rice

Like piglets on der mama's ---

~~~Yoho!!!~~~

Whaaaa?? 

 O!  Sorry Miss Helgy

Yes 'M

I did not means to be "Inn-A--Pro--Prit"

My 'pologeez

Lessee, next picture is......

**face palms**

Bonnie Sue!

She always be slippin in extra pictures of herself

Dag--gone  Drama Queen

**rips up picture and throws like confetti behind him**

'K

Savin' da best fer last!


**looks all around**

**whispers**

Bet yaw wonder what Tiggerpapa looked like as a kid!

**snickers**



'ere ya go!

Check out dem der shoes!!

**Rolls on floor laughing**

K--OK

'ere's a picture of  our first house---until dem aliens found it!

Dey took da house and Ernest!!

Said da rest of us looked too stoopid for der alien experiments.

Lucky  Ernest!

'Ere is our next house

Nice an' cozy fer da 12 of us!

'ere we all be as young--uns  gettin' a bath togetur

'Ere is our grill---Maw use-ta cook up da best grubs !

Den one day ole Tiggerpapa decided it was time to venture out on 'is own.

Wen' to Afreeka 

He said dem ole lions been king long enuf an' it wuz time fer a change in leadership!

Sent us dis picture

'Es in da middle---see how da lions be bowin' to 'im?

We sur waz proud of ole Clet---Tiggerpapa!