Meet the Minions

As my Forces of Fear Grow
It becomes hard to keep them all straight!


(all those bloggers look alike you know---unlike us meerkats!)



So for ye of simple minds 

Here is a Cheat Sheet to help you Keep all these Minions Memorized!



1.  General Hedley (aka Ilovemypets8)

My Photo

The Bone Crusher
She will lead my infantry to a smash 'em up Victory!
My Demolitions Expert
Will Make Your Bones Shatter!



2.  Captain Nutello (aka Misitu)

My Photo

Intelligence Officer
She will help me to formulate my devastatingly evil plans!




3.  Major Anonsi  (aka Sirius Alkenak)

My Photo


Reconnaissance Officer
She will help me to penetrate the enemies forces




4. Admiral Squidward (aka Jenny7)
Wolfward

My Photo


The Shadow Lord
Master of the Seas
and possibly a water bender.....shape shifter
(bet you're afraid now!)



5.  The Eagle (aka Conchita)



My Super Secret Spy!
You can't hide from the Eagle Eye!


She is also the General of My Chinchillan Infantry



(is that yoda??)




6. Cookie  (aka Mimi)


My Photo

My Camp Cook
Will keep us in constant supply of Grubs and Reese Cups!




7. Milne (aka VMS925)


My Photo

Secretary of Propaganda

She will write of my fame and glory for all of  history
School kids will learn about and emulate me!




8. Hiccup   Draco  (aka AO1315)




My AirForce General
He and His Dragons will lead me to Victory in the Skies!




Lastly and Leastly.......



 Sheldon (aka Tiggerkat)








Pretty much.......useless

Kept around to humor the troops
*****
And Welcoming My Latest Addition to My League of Minions:

Nota Bene!  (aka: Bluefall )




Don't Be Fooled by her Small Size and Cuteness!

She has lightening fast note taking reflexes!
She can infiltrate the enemy camps and take note on them without being noticed!

And she can take detailed notes regarding my Greatest Triumphs for my Upcoming
Autobiographical Cinematic Musical !


*******

The Ranks Grow!!



Tireblade / Pokemon798  will shake in fear when he sees my newest Minion!

**Pulls back Curtain with Flair**


Aha!





uh.....wait----that's her baby picture




Here she is today!


The Huntress!    (aka E.Orr)



She is a natural hunter, able to trail anyone or anything!

She can track Tireblades stinky trail through any landscape!  Desert, Ice, you name it!




Also....



I have captured a Night Fury who can produce Plasma Flames!

I Introduce:   Umbrello   (aka Perry4464)



My Intelligence Officer--Nutello, tells me that Perry is a world traveler,
so she shall be my

Head Navigation Officer

Umbrello can find Tireblade / Pokemon798 in the furtherest reaches of the Earth!



**looks left, then right, then directly at you**


And only I can ride her!


















60 comments:

  1. UnknownDecember 12, 2012 at 1:29 PM

    Here tiggerkat a suitcase full of ressecups here go and hereA01315 NUTELLA!!!!

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  2. JennyDecember 12, 2012 at 2:38 PM

    'Possibly'? *Scoff* I am a water-bender! >8c

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  3. A01315December 12, 2012 at 3:28 PM

    can i be one of your minions

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    1. Tiggerpaka The GreatDecember 13, 2012 at 7:20 AM

      hmmmmmm....**looks AO1315 up and down, all around**

      Report to Duty: Friday 0600!!

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    2. pugz781July 10, 2013 at 6:35 PM

      CanI be a minion? I could be the head killer >:3





      -pugz781- On aj

      Delete
  4. AnonymousDecember 12, 2012 at 3:37 PM

    You forgot me D:

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    1. Tiggerpaka The GreatDecember 13, 2012 at 7:21 AM

      Identify Yourself, Minion!

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    2. AnonymousDecember 13, 2012 at 12:42 PM

      Sorry left my ninja mask on :P, I am Conchitah


      -Conchitah

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    3. Bluefall TheWarriorSeriesLoverFebruary 24, 2013 at 3:26 PM

      *takes notes*

      Good info!

      *bungees back onto celing*

      Delete
  5. ♥Ilovemypets8♥December 13, 2012 at 7:44 AM

    Hehehehhehehehhehehehhehehhehehehehheheheheh....hehehehehehehehhhehehehehheheheheheheh....

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  6. QuinnTheCatDecember 13, 2012 at 9:36 AM

    I am one of your minions too. I am vms915, aka Lieutenant Qball. Prepare to be fluffed.

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  7. ♥Ilovemypets8♥December 13, 2012 at 7:11 PM

    Can we have theme songs?

    Here's Squiddy;s: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnq6IFul174

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  8. ReynaDecember 16, 2012 at 4:41 AM

    THEME SONGS. Then when we enter in slow motion through smoke our theme songs can play. c8<

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  9. AnonymousDecember 16, 2012 at 12:53 PM

    You forgot the H in my user name



    -Conchitah aka the Eagleye

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  10. UnknownDecember 18, 2012 at 3:16 PM

    You should add an enemies page

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  11. ♥Ilovemypets8♥December 19, 2012 at 3:51 PM

    I have a song guys! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzgkfS4gxa0
    >:D

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  12. SLENDERMANDecember 21, 2012 at 7:03 PM

    YOU SHOULD REALLY PUT AN ENEMY PAGE INCLUDEING: ME HEROBRINE POKEMON798 AND DEATH ( UNDEAD DRAGON )

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    1. JennyDecember 24, 2012 at 10:30 AM

      Herobrine only exists in Minecraft.
      Slenderman doesn't exist, so stop talking one who does not exist.
      Death? You made that one up.

      Pokemon798 is our enemy, but you don't exist, so I'm talking to air.

      More like commenting to air.
      Now get lost one who does not exist.

      -- Squidward

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    2. ⚡⚡POKEMON798⚡⚡March 15, 2013 at 9:37 PM

      -EPIC FACEPALM OF AWESOMENESS-

      Delete
  13. AnonymousDecember 24, 2012 at 12:18 PM

    Tiggerpaka could you please put under my mini profile genral of the chinchilla army branch?




    -conchitah

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  14. JennyDecember 29, 2012 at 7:06 AM

    Wolfward. Shadow lord. Shape shifter.
    Maybe I have just gotten a better deal.

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  15. MaximumriderulesFebruary 3, 2013 at 4:12 PM

    I must become a minion!

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  16. Bluefall TheWarriorSeriesLoverMarch 6, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    smiles big smile!

    *Does lightning-fast check on notebook*


    "Hooray!"

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  17. ⚡⚡POKEMON798⚡⚡March 15, 2013 at 9:39 PM

    NO!!! THEY ARE EVIL!!! THEY WANT HUMANS TO FOLLOW THESE RODENTS.. I DEFEND EVERY SINGLE LIFE FORM IN THIS GALAXY!!! (IM IMMORTAL)

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    1. Sirius AlnitakMarch 23, 2013 at 11:40 AM

      -Night Fury blasts Pokemon798 with a fireball-
      So sorry, sir. My dragon is very hot-tempered when it comes to enemies. -hands SPF 20 sunscreen- Perhaps this will help.

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    2. Bluefall TheWarriorSeriesLoverMarch 31, 2013 at 7:02 PM

      LOLOLOLOL!! U favored POKEMON798? -smears bug attraction stuff on pokemon798's back-

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    3. Sirius AlnitakApril 2, 2013 at 7:53 AM

      -le whisper- Actually, SPF 20 only protects at temperatures below freezing. Thought you might want to know... >:3

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    4. RoseyicywolfApril 13, 2013 at 11:10 AM

      hmm how long does it work because i can turn him to ice..

      (i have ice powers because im from snow kingdom)

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  18. AnonymousApril 20, 2013 at 7:29 AM

    EXSCUSE ME I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL REPORT YOU!

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    1. Tiggerpaka The GreatApril 20, 2013 at 9:53 AM

      o.0

      **breaks out into a sweat**then regains composure**uses sweat to slick back hair and grin handsomely**

      now, my dear cookie, let's not be rash! no need to talk to Helga! **laughs nervously and looks around**

      My dear cookie, you have such fabulous recipes on your reese blog, I can think of no one greater to be my personal...Chef! yes, Chef! not "cook"! no, no, not "cook".. that title is reserved for such lowly rags as Rachel Ray or Julia Child---You are my Chief Chef!!

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    2. AnonymousApril 22, 2013 at 9:03 AM

      I don't mind cooking for you, okay, but if you do any ruling over me, i have a special ruby necklace which predicts future. also it has the power of turning someone into something else. it attacks fiercely if someone other than its mistress touches it. So i can easily turn you into a grub & the other meerkats will eat you!!!

      So... Don't think that Cookie is as naive and innocent as she seems!! Bye!! :D

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    3. Tiggerpaka The GreatApril 22, 2013 at 9:42 AM

      **eyes necklace**

      special powers you say??? Hmmmmm.....what do you predict for my future plans to dominate the blogosphere and defeat Pokemon798??

      Delete
    4. ❋♫ℳℐℳℐ♪❅April 23, 2013 at 8:54 AM

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    5. ❋♫ℳℐℳℐ♪❅May 8, 2013 at 10:24 AM

      Ahem! -clears throat and looks at ruby-

      Hmm.... I see a faint meerkat with a caption above him saying 'I Give Up!'

      o_O Wonder what it means...

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    6. Tiggerpaka The GreatMay 8, 2013 at 11:29 AM

      Aha! Cookie!! You ARE A GENIUS!! what a clever Charad!!

      (yes, I know some of you pronounce it cha-RAID---but us sophisticated folk say "Cha-Rad")

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    7. ❋♫ℳℐℳℐ♪❅May 26, 2013 at 7:16 AM

      Ah, well.... -scratches head and turns into a monkey- Perhaps this'll help more. Monkeys have more brains, you know!

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  19. ❋♫ℳℐℳℐ♪❅June 8, 2013 at 8:50 AM

    And please turn the Camp 'Cook' into 'Chef'!

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  20. TempestJune 29, 2013 at 11:59 AM

    Excuse me, Tiggerpaka the Great. My name is Umbra, and I have been reading your err, exciting story. I ask that you let me join your minions. I looks like this: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/092/0/e/Night_Fury_by_EndanaMidnight.png

    And I'm a girl.
    So sir, you think I qualify?

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    1. TempestJune 30, 2013 at 6:10 PM

      If you let me join, I'll let you ride on me while we set your enemies and their minions on fire with my plasma flames >:D

      Delete
    2. Tiggerpaka The GreatJuly 1, 2013 at 3:24 PM

      0-0

      you are as big as the moon!!

      prepare to be minionized!!

      Delete
  21. ReynaJuly 1, 2013 at 5:05 PM

    The new minions are epic. :D

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  22. UnknownJuly 5, 2013 at 4:26 AM

    My tail also can make magic

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  23. AnonymousJuly 8, 2013 at 6:26 AM

    Hello Tiggerpaka! Can you make me your minion? My name is Hana Yuki and I'm specialized in fighting so basically I'm a very talented warrior. Here's my pic:

    file:///C:/Users/ASUS/Documents/Beautiful%20spring%20flowers/anime-warrior_00340563.jpg

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    1. Tiggerpaka The GreatJuly 9, 2013 at 10:10 AM

      I can't view that file! NUTELLO! Why can't I view that file??!!

      What do ya mean the link is broke? Tape it or glue it or something!

      WHat? oh......Yuki---you will have to resend that link, maybe as an attachment to me email.........

      Delete
    2. AnonymousJuly 12, 2013 at 8:59 AM

      OK. Hope you take me.

      Delete
  24. Bluefall TheWarriorSeriesLoverJuly 11, 2013 at 1:47 PM

    *stares at new minions* AAAAAAAAAAUGH! A fox! *bungee jumps onto celing* Ahhhh now i'm safe. Hmm.... Mabye i should take a vacation to the beach or something...

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  25. Pugz781July 15, 2013 at 6:20 PM

    Can I be a minion? -Grins evily- MUAHHAHAHAHAAHAH. Lol, I'll kill the enemies http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=CFSrup_dVWVoVM&tbnid=Sn_iUGSy4vAvbM:&ved=0CAQQjB0&url=http%3A%2F%2Fanimals.desktopnexus.com%2Fwallpaper%2F430398%2F&ei=s5_kUfKFO67e4AOqp4CQBQ&psig=AFQjCNGGUp3jg-ZkLnqT8CdjNC8LCjmcUw&ust=1374023960876337

    o3o Thats my picture, call me Fang >:3


    ~pugz781 on Animal Jam/ Fang >;3

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  26. ❋♫ℳℐℳℐ♪❅August 8, 2013 at 10:45 AM

    What a bad fate of mine; all the others are in high postitions and me, a cook! I quit!

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  27. StormfeatherAugust 9, 2013 at 9:08 AM

    *puts Grub in bowl* Err... yes, I submitted my resume on "Tiggerkat's Ode to Reese Cups", err, my minion name is Skittles, but I prefer to be called Akili. I have my image installed on my Blogger profile. I am a Timber Wolf! I have two weapons: a dictionary, and an encyclopedia. They are small yet powerful! Having studied the art of dictionary and encyclopedia for two years, I am a wolf with the power of knowledge! *grins* My minion outfit features... my trendy glasses!

    Ahem, so Sir Tiggerpaka the Great and Grand, do you think I qualify?

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    1. StormfeatherAugust 10, 2013 at 4:37 PM

      Err... right, forgot! I shall find you a set of books in the Novel Forest located in Unidentified Territory! *grin*

      Whoops, forgot *face paw*, *drops beetle in bowl*

      Delete
  28. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2013 at 7:03 AM

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    YOU DIDN'T ADD ME! poutpoutpoutpout

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  29. jjSeptember 22, 2013 at 1:28 PM

    Can I be added! I'm wonderful at making candy, and when I'm angry my little stature can turn into a large, monstrous grown tiger that can dominate anything in my path!

    Just remember not to get on my nerves... :)

    I'm not as tiny as I was in Tiggerkat's story! I'm as tall as a cub now! I won't be laughed (too much) at the face of danger!

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  30. StormfeatherSeptember 23, 2013 at 3:37 PM

    Sir, may I be added to the ranks? I do have knowledge, and I am quite fast. I could be head messanger or something along the lines.

    Yours truly,

    Skittles

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    1. StormfeatherSeptember 24, 2013 at 6:32 PM

      I hope that you shall remember that I am not all about reading dictionaries, encyclopedias and such. I have a sword that can inflict immediate damage to the enemy with one gentle poke. *drops another grub in bowl along with picture of sharp sword*

      Delete
  31. taylor gilesSeptember 24, 2013 at 4:06 PM

    hmmm? and were am i IM TATER THE GREAT AND POWERFULL MAHAHA

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