Friday, May 24, 2013

Home Movies----Grrrrrrr!!!

Yoho is setting up a dusty movie machine---the kind with reel to reel movies





He wants to show home movies from our childhood

I said NO!!

But Helga giggled and said go for it.


**steam comes out of ears**


I think its time for a new wife

**Stomps out of Room**


*******



Well Hullo Der Frienz!

Dis here is Yoho!

I thought yawd enjoy you some pictures of da good ole days back home in Swee' Ole 'Bama

Ole Cletus---uh--dat's--er--

**Scratches head---fleas jump off---Yoho snatches one up and eats it**

Tiggerpapa!

Yea, dats wut yaw call 'em!

I think.


Anyway....


I can't show youse the movie
on account of when I shines the movie at the com-puter screen it just don' seem ta werk right.


So here is some plain ole photos



Da first one is Clet--Uh, Tiggerpapa and me's ole Granpappy---"Granpappy"



Yep, dat's his name---Hansome Feller, doncha think?




An' Dis is Maw and Paw on Hitchin' Day!



**Sighs**

Maw wuz so purty


Too bad she got hit by dat darn truck.

**wipes tear from eye**

Dat's the day Granpappy got his keys taken from 'em.

**ahem**




An' next up is a picture of  Bonnie Sue

**glares**

She be such a drama queen!

Always makin' some dag-gone grand entrance




Sheesh---it ain't like she be purty like maw!



'K  


now---dis here is Ernest---he's da family Geen-yus



Dat means he's smart!




really really smart



Made it all da way thru pre skool





An' next we gots a picture of Tiggerpapa's favoritist relation



Uncle Billy Bob!

Tiggerpapa worshipped him


See, Ole Uncle Billy Bob wuz da bravest hunter in all of 'Bama.


He'd brag 'bout how he killed himself all da wolves in 'Bama.


But he'd never let us see 'um.   


Said they'd give us night-murs!


Den one night some local yokel said he spied hisself a wolf down by da freeway.   

Uncle Billy Bob couldn't be havin' missed one
So 'E went to get 'em.....an' we never see Ole Uncle Billy Bob again! 


Poor lil Clet--Tiggerpapa 

He wuz a loss soul wid-out 'is Uncle Billy Bob.

See, Tiggerpapa  would always foller 'im like a shadow.


Like white stuck on rice



Like piglets on der mama's ---

~~~Yoho!!!~~~

Whaaaa?? 

 O!  Sorry Miss Helgy


Yes 'M

I did not means to be "Inn-A--Pro--Prit"

My 'pologeez

Lessee, next picture is......

**face palms**

Bonnie Sue!





She always be slippin in extra pictures of herself

Dag--gone  Drama Queen

**rips up picture and throws like confetti behind him**

'K

Savin' da best fer last!


**looks all around**

**whispers**

Bet yaw wonder what Tiggerpapa looked like as a kid!



**snickers**



'ere ya go!


Check out dem der shoes!!



**Rolls on floor laughing**



K--OK



'ere's a picture of  our first house---until dem aliens found it!





Dey took da house and Ernest!!


Said da rest of us looked too stoopid for der alien experiments.

Lucky  Ernest!



'Ere is our next house


Nice an' cozy fer da 12 of us!



'ere we all be as young--uns  gettin' a bath togetur







'Ere is our grill---Maw use-ta cook up da best grubs !




Den one day ole Tiggerpapa decided it was time to venture out on 'is own.


Wen' to Afreeka 


He said dem ole lions been king long enuf an' it wuz time fer a change in leadership!



Sent us dis picture

'Es in da middle---see how da lions be bowin' to 'im?



We sur waz proud of ole Clet---Tiggerpapa!































Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Fishing with Yoho

So Yoho (my red-neck cousin) offered to take me fishing.



That brought back some happy memories....





So I went to get my gear and when I returned, Yoho starts to laughing!






He said that we were going to do a different kind of fishing.

I got excited----Are we going to use that Dynamite in your back pocket?




Joyful Visions filled my Mind!



1 stick 



2 stick




hmmmm.......


2000 sticks!



aahhh, sweetness!!





Nope, he said again, and grinned.

He was going to take me.....



Noodlin'




What the heck is that?




So he drew me a picture:





To which I said....




Ok, I was speechless---


my crazy red neck cousin wants me to put my arm 
into the mouth of a fish and pull it up out of the water!



He said it really wasn't any different than "grubbin' "


But I beg to Differ!

I have never caught a grub big enough to eat ME!




Here is a short Video to Explain this process better...






Please enjoy while I go eradicate a weasel.






Sunday, May 12, 2013

The Worst Day Ever!

My long lost cousin showed up today!

Yoho!




He made this surprise visit today and  Helga thinks he is soooo sweet!






She wants him to stay for as long as he likes! 


I forbid it, I told her!



Then she said if unless I wanted to start cooking all my own meals, I'd better be nice.

(see, he's ruining things already!)




So what choice did I have!


And then she....




she...





hugged me!







Blech!







Whenever Yoho is around, bad things always happen!

He's nothin' but bad luck!


He said it's because his lucky "Y" was sewed on backwards.

He plans to ask Helga to fix that.







She doesn't have time for that!


She has a house to clean, meals to cook!

And YES I know it's  Mother's Day!


That's why I told her she could skip Laundry, generous guy that I am!




**sigh**





I got to figure out a way to get rid of this pest.....



   








Wednesday, May 8, 2013

chapter 9 is OVERDUE!!!

I will re-assign this chapter to Nutello as Cookie is very busy on a super secret mission!

**grins as cookie is seen in back ground dipping grubs into peanut butter**

Saturday, May 4, 2013

A Feast for a King!


About a minute Ago My Door Bell Rang!


And Left on my Steps was a Big Box



And Inside it was full of My Favoritest Treat!!



Grub Reese Cups!!






Wow They were Good!