Friday, September 27, 2013

Time is Up !!

I am going over my Minion Files as you read this
to determine how to best re-structure my empire.





As security at HQ has been breeched
(as it seems Tiggerkat has blabbed our location all over the 100 acre jungle)

We will have to move!

Nutello!  Begin drawing up plans for the new and improved HQ!

And to keep our future plans secret from 
the Dreaded Scoobeedoo


This Blog Shall Self-Destruct at an Undisclosed Time!




All Minions Shall Forever Now Report To:



AND DO NOT TELL ANYONE!!!

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Update from Tiggerpaka, the Great and Powerful

I have been very busy devising plans for our new mission.  I have been reviewing intelligence and briefings and reviewing your submissions for renewal as my minions.  Decisions will be made soon and details forth coming.  In the meantime, continue to leave grubs and fretfully ponder your fates.

fondly yours,
Tiggerpaka the Great and Powerful

Saturday, September 21, 2013

ATTENTION MINIONS!!!




I'M BACK!!


**paces around looking minions up and down**




Let's see now...

I left here in July to pursue that worthless Tiggerkat and Great Scott.


Nutello sticks me on this ship and leaves the scene.



**glares at Nutello who shrinks back hiding a smirk**



Lucky for me I ran into Captain Jack!







Now which one of you worthless creatures told Helga where to find me??

**everyone looks over at a husky named Mimi/Cookie**


Why are you all looking at Cookie??!!

**stomach growls**



COOKIE!! 


 Get to the kitchen and cook up some grubs!  I'm starving!


**Looks back at group**


Some of You Minions have been awfully Silent Lately!!

If I don't see comments here soon I will be

dismissing you with Dishonorable Discharges!!

You will hang your head in shame for eternity!!




**stomps over to Milne**


MILNE!!


You were left in Charge of the TFEOBB

I don't see ANY POSTS!!!!


**Milne tries to speak**

No,no,no!

No excuses!


Besides, we are scrapping the whole thing!


That's right, I am cancelling TFEOBB



We have new pursuits!


**Climbs onto Table for Dramatic Effect as he looks over everyone**


We have a New Enemy




That's right---Pokemon and Tireblade have been Defeated!


This new enemy is more devious, more cunning
more dangerous
than any we have seen before!





I will give you a full briefing at a to be determined time and location!

Until Then You must Report in Below 

in the Comment Section  in one weeks time 


OR 


YOU


WILL


BE 


TERMINATED!!





Saturday, July 27, 2013

So Long Dearies!

Well,  I just got off the phone with that Dear Sweet Pokemon.




He was very concerned to hear that my Dear Paka was missing.



He said I should come over right away 

and that he and his friends, Slendy and Fireblade would help in the search!



He said it might take awhile so I should pack a bag.





So I am grabbing my hat,









and my suitcase,









and a little something for Paka









So, please be dearies and watch the kits for me!






They shouldn't be any trouble at all!








  Toodles!!!!






Thursday, July 25, 2013

Thank you ......

Hello Little Friends

Helga Again.



I wanted to thank you for your help.

But you have left me a bit confused.



Two of you said He was playing with Tiggerkat and someone named "GreatShot"


I called Tiggerkat, she hasn't seen him since before she left on her vacation.


And I don't know who "GreatShot" is.

When I check Tiggerpaka's Contact List I only see a "Great Scott" 

with alot of, uh, naughty words and pictures of knives and guns and cannons.



I don't think my dear Paka likes Great Scott to well.

So I doubt they are playing together.



And, Nutello, Dear, I appreciate your help, but Paka promised me he would leave

 those parrots alone after they attacked him and pulled his pants offff----uh, well, nevermind.


And besides that, he is banned from Asia



Anyways, Tiggerpaka told me not to pay you any mind ever with anything you ever say.


He said you were "special" 



and something about fleas


and intelligence......




So thanks anyway, Dearie.



I guess I will have to go back through Paka's Contacts.....



Hmmmm...
(scrolls through contacts list on computer)




Maybe this Pokemon kid can help........

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Please Help

Hello Little Friends of Tiggerpaka.

Do you know where he might be?





I haven't seen or heard from him in nearly 2 weeks and I am beginning to get worried.


If you know where he is, please send him home.



Thank you,

Helga