I'M BACK!!
**paces around looking minions up and down**
Let's see now...
I left here in July to pursue that worthless Tiggerkat and Great Scott.
Nutello sticks me on this ship and leaves the scene.
**glares at Nutello who shrinks back hiding a smirk**
Lucky for me I ran into Captain Jack!
Now which one of you worthless creatures told Helga where to find me??
**everyone looks over at a husky named Mimi/Cookie**
Why are you all looking at Cookie??!!
**stomach growls**
COOKIE!!
Get to the kitchen and cook up some grubs! I'm starving!
**Looks back at group**
Some of You Minions have been awfully Silent Lately!!
If I don't see comments here soon I will be
dismissing you with Dishonorable Discharges!!
You will hang your head in shame for eternity!!
**stomps over to Milne**
MILNE!!
You were left in Charge of the TFEOBB
I don't see ANY POSTS!!!!
**Milne tries to speak**
No,no,no!
No excuses!
Besides, we are scrapping the whole thing!
That's right, I am cancelling TFEOBB
We have new pursuits!
**Climbs onto Table for Dramatic Effect as he looks over everyone**
We have a New Enemy
That's right---Pokemon and Tireblade have been Defeated!
This new enemy is more devious, more cunning
more dangerous
than any we have seen before!
I will give you a full briefing at a to be determined time and location!
Until Then You must Report in Below
in the Comment Section in one weeks time
OR
YOU
WILL
BE
TERMINATED!!
*throws grubs in bowl*
ReplyDelete*bows to Tiggerpaka the Great*
*looks awesome*
I am still a loyal minion sir!
ReplyDeleteOk then....
ReplyDeleteSkittles
I have just reported to possible duty.
ReplyDeleteSkittles
*drops large grub in bowl*
DeleteWho is the enemy? Tellmetellme. :D
ReplyDeleteAnd also, I apologize for not commenting. I have had school and been very busy.
Umbrello reporting for duty! *Salutes*
ReplyDeleteSir! You're finally back! *Rejoices and makes fireworks with plasma fire*
No TFEOBB?
Nooooooo!
*Drops onto claws and knees* WHYYYYY?!
Sir yes sir!!!! who is this enemy?I will eat them.
ReplyDeleteMilne reporting and ready to write!
ReplyDeleteUmm- I'm not in the mood for cooking grubs right now, "sir", so please manage with these kitkats!
ReplyDeleteUmm, Tiggerpaka, sir, what about me? Am I in? Pleeeeease?????????? I'll work properly and defeat all the enemies in future!!!!! :(
ReplyDeleteSir, I believe you went somewhat crazy during your kidnapping. D:
ReplyDeleteQuite the mission there, yeah yeah. I took a visit to see your blogs and I'm still not convinced being your wife was right...
ReplyDeleteMaybe if you didn't have PUPS!!! Maybe I'd consider. *sticks head in air profoundly*
Well, welcome back? :D
ReplyDelete*Drops a bunch of grubs in bowl*