I'M BACK!!
**paces around looking minions up and down**
Let's see now...
I left here in July to pursue that worthless Tiggerkat and Great Scott.
Nutello sticks me on this ship and leaves the scene.
**glares at Nutello who shrinks back hiding a smirk**
Lucky for me I ran into Captain Jack!
Now which one of you worthless creatures told Helga where to find me??
**everyone looks over at a husky named Mimi/Cookie**
Why are you all looking at Cookie??!!
**stomach growls**
COOKIE!!
Get to the kitchen and cook up some grubs! I'm starving!
**Looks back at group**
Some of You Minions have been awfully Silent Lately!!
If I don't see comments here soon I will be
dismissing you with Dishonorable Discharges!!
You will hang your head in shame for eternity!!
**stomps over to Milne**
MILNE!!
You were left in Charge of the TFEOBB
I don't see ANY POSTS!!!!
**Milne tries to speak**
No,no,no!
No excuses!
Besides, we are scrapping the whole thing!
That's right, I am cancelling TFEOBB
We have new pursuits!
**Climbs onto Table for Dramatic Effect as he looks over everyone**
We have a New Enemy
That's right---Pokemon and Tireblade have been Defeated!
This new enemy is more devious, more cunning
more dangerous
than any we have seen before!
I will give you a full briefing at a to be determined time and location!
Until Then You must Report in Below
in the Comment Section in one weeks time
OR
YOU
WILL
BE
TERMINATED!!