Suspicious...........

It is Awfully Quiet............

Minions!

Don't Let Down Your Guard!

I sense an Attack

That Pokemon798 is very very wiley!

**Stifles Laughter**

Ok, ok,  we have to get serious now!

Because

That Pokemone798 is so very very Smart!

**Bursts out into Laughter**

Stop!

Stop!

**Catches Breath**

Ok, ok, we really do have to get serious!

**Bursts into Hysterical Laughter**

**Rolls around ground......falls into Burrow**

**Faint Shout**

I'm ok!

Rules of Engagement for Pokemon798

To Pokemon798 and his wimpy minions:

For the privilege and honor of battling me, 

you must first accept the Rules of Engagement

which are as follows:

**Pulls out Scroll**

**Clears Throat**

Rule #1.  We must acknowledge each other's sovereign flag:

Here is Mine:

Ahhhh, the Regalness of it all !!

And Here is Yours:

Very.....uh....Scary

**pfffffftttt**

*ahem*

On to #2!

We will only Battle between the Hours of 11 am and 4 pm

why?

Well, I know you need your beauty sleep and that your Mommy will want you home for dinner

**Stifles Laughter**

**Wipes Tears from Eyes**

Ok, ok, you're killing me here, Pokemon798!

On to #3!

You will only Battle with My Minions.

I am much too important to waste time on the Battle Field!

Starring in So Many Story Blogs, now!

And I am too pretty to get dirty!

AND

The Glow of My Awesomeness would surely Blind you!

And that Just wouldn't be Fair!

Oh the Joy of Joys!!!!!!

Ahhhh, it is a Glorious Day!!

My Dearest, most Favoritest Enemy

Pokemon798  Has Returned to Me!!!

We Can Play all our Favorite Games Again!

Like Grenade Toss

and 

Shoots and Ladder

(you can't even see me shooting the ladder out from under him!)

And my personal Favorite:

Rocket Tag

Welcome Home, Dear Pokemon798!!

What ever Happened to Pokemon798??

See......

He was All Like This:

And I was All Like This:

And Then He was All Like This:

And I was Like This:

And Then We Were Like This:

And When It was Over, He was Like This:

And I was Like This:

But Now That He's Gone

I am Kinda Like This:

Official Author Invites

I am told that I need your email address to officially make you an author----those of you whose applications I accept, that is!    

Fill out the following form, in triplicate, and email to me, Tiggerpaka the Great at:  tiggerpaka@gmail.com

1. Your Minion Name and Civilian Name (blogger name)
2.  Why you are worthy of this honor
3.  Your ideas on how to glorify Tiggerpaka in poetry, prose or song
4.  How you plan to humiliate and defeat all my haters
5.  A vow to always provide juicy grubs and reese cups into the offering plate

BTW------------

Why do I only see ONE of you following my great story blog??

Wolfward!  Good Job!

The rest of you..................consider this your 2nd strike!

Top Secret Meeting with All Minions!!

**Looks around to be sure there are no outsiders nearby**

**Whispers**

Okay ladies, I need an idea for my story blog.........

Uh...wait!  **Regains Composure**

Actually what I mean is as I am so very busy conquering the Bloggosphere and battling Tireblade and Starring in TFEOB (not to be confused with TFEOB-B) that I am.....

Wait For It............

Wait For It..........

(drum roll)

I am Extending to all of you Author Invites!

You may comment your resume and why you deserve this incredible opportunity 

and I will get back in touch with you....

Uh.....

when I have time...

Ok

Soooooo.......

Git to work!!!  You are dismissed!!

Tiggerpaka Never Backs Down From a Challenge!!

Well, In a  Jealous Rage of Intimidation by My Greatness,

Great Scott (aka Mistaku)  Challenged me to Make My OWN Story Blog!

Well,

Challenge Accepted!!

I am Pleased to Present My Latest Endeavor!

"Tiggerpaka's Fabulous Exceptional Omnipotent Blog" Blog

(now I just have to figure out what 'omnipotent' means!)

Some Suggestions for Great Scott

Well, It seems to Me that TFEOB is beginning to loose viewers.

And Who Could Blame you good Folks??

TFEOB is in a steady decline in its quality of writing and style.

And there is Only One Person to Blame.....

Who Sometimes goes by the Name:

Mistakaroo

(weird name, IKR)

So, Being the Good Friend that I am

I thought I would Offer a FEW  Suggestions on How to Improve TFEOB

1.  Great Rid of Ash, he just drags the story down with all his worry and negativity

2. Get Rid of Dusty and Rust, they think they're funny....But they are not

3. Get Rid of GoldWing.....He aint' that smart

4. Bounce Tiggerkat right out of there

5.  You don't need Eclipse, Crystal, Slice, Charlotte, Flare,Feather, Airia, or Creature

They just water down the plot and don't offer any real support to the story

6.  Change your Blog Name---TFEOB is a bit tedious

7. The Banner needs to be updated, it is too dark and too....well, wolfish

8. Get rid of the Page "Ask Dusty and Rust", I mean, who Cares what they think?!!

9.  Eliminate the Fire Benders......especially TireBlade, they are boring and lame

10.  Update your "Featured Story Blogs", the list is grossly incomplete!

Now, when Those FEW things are done, Here is what you do:

1.  Write more regarding that Dashing Hero:  Tiggerpaka

2. Tiggerpaka is full of wit and skill, so he can provide REAL comic relief and REAL action!

3. Make Tiggerpaka the Leader of the Bending Tower---He is a natural born Leader

and Has the Blog to prove it!   (You're reading it RIGHT NOW as a matter of fact!)

4.& 5. Tiggerpaka comes with Minions that can strongly and deftly support his crusades.

6. New Title Suggestion:  "Tiggerpaka the Great:  Emperor of the Bloggospheare and All Round Good Guy" 

7.  Create a Banner that is Bright and Green and Featuring a more Meerkat-ish Figure

8.  Add a Q&A page featuring the Wisdom of Tiggerpaka

9.  Meerkats are exciting and NEVER boring

10.  Add WWW.TIGGERPAKA.BLOGSPOT.COM to your Featured Blogs Page

And that Should Salvage this Misery of a Blog and Increase your Viewership!!

You May Thank Me Now