**Looks around to be sure there are no outsiders nearby**
**Whispers**
Okay ladies, I need an idea for my story blog.........
Uh...wait! **Regains Composure**
Actually what I mean is as I am so very busy conquering the Bloggosphere and battling Tireblade and Starring in TFEOB (not to be confused with TFEOB-B) that I am.....
Wait For It............
Wait For It..........
(drum roll)
I am Extending to all of you Author Invites!
You may comment your resume and why you deserve this incredible opportunity
and I will get back in touch with you....
Uh.....
when I have time...
Ok
Soooooo.......
Git to work!!! You are dismissed!!
Tiggerpaka,
ReplyDeleteYou are giving us author invites?
Well here is my resume.
*clears throat*
I want to be an author on TFEOBB, grand emperor, because you are so great, I have so much to learn from you! If I become an author on your blog, I will learn much and really show Great Scott how worthy you are of TFEOB. I don't deserve to be an author, but I want to learn from you, master!
*whispers lowly to minions* Guys, it's smart to build on his ego, not destory it!
Oh grand and powerful Tiggerpaka! thank you ever so much for the author invite! ( I accept.)
ReplyDeleteI'm only allowed to use the iternet and blogs on days with no school and yeah so i might miss a few meetings don't be mad.