To Pokemon798 and his wimpy minions:
For the privilege and honor of battling me,
you must first accept the Rules of Engagement
which are as follows:
**Pulls out Scroll**
**Clears Throat**
Rule #1. We must acknowledge each other's sovereign flag:
Here is Mine:
Ahhhh, the Regalness of it all !!
And Here is Yours:
Very.....uh....Scary
**pfffffftttt**
*ahem*
On to #2!
We will only Battle between the Hours of 11 am and 4 pm
why?
Well, I know you need your beauty sleep and that your Mommy will want you home for dinner
**Stifles Laughter**
**Wipes Tears from Eyes**
Ok, ok, you're killing me here, Pokemon798!
On to #3!
You will only Battle with My Minions.
I am much too important to waste time on the Battle Field!
Starring in So Many Story Blogs, now!
And I am too pretty to get dirty!
AND
The Glow of My Awesomeness would surely Blind you!
And that Just wouldn't be Fair!
Minions only?! Pff-- Fine, I'm going to my den to go gather my grenades. >:U
ReplyDeleteI'll come with you 8I
Deletesame. -follows greatshot and jenny-
DeleteKO
ReplyDeleteCan I be a temporary minion for one month if I like it then I stay a minion for another month if not the I will go back to my fox island. I have wings am lighting fast smart annoying(might be useful) and am a fox all foxes are useful as you know because THEY ARE SO FLUFFY AND CUTE AND PAWESOME
ReplyDeleteNO! A minion is a LIFE LONG Commitment!! Consider yourself recruited! Now grab a grenade and throw it at Pokemon798!
DeleteI am ready to spread rumors of your awesomeness to Pokemon798's troops! **salutes**
ReplyDelete*Steps out onto announcement thingy*
ReplyDelete*Blares a gathering of notes into a trumpet into a mic. *
Hear ye, Pokemmon798's minions!
TIGGERPAKA IS AWESOME!!!
...
SO THERE!
*blares notes again and steps off thing*