Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Journal Entry #307: Private Meeting with Milne

DATE:  January 2, 2013
TIME: 1545
HEAD OFFICER SIGNING IN: Tiggerpaka the Great; Future Emperor of the Bloggosphere
MINIONS REPORTING TO DUTY:  Milne, Secretary of Propaganda


Today I made a surprise inspection on my Secretary of Propaganda, Milne.
(I wonder if anyone has decoded that name yet?)

My Photo



Her office was a bit of a mess:







But her manners impeccable!   .


She offered my favorite beverage, Beetle Juice
















Then she showed me her work station:







And the latest propaganda she has designed as I plot the conquering of the Blogosphere:






Soon, very soon
I will be in all the newspapers!






I will be on the cover of magazines!






and on every channel of your TV






Yes, Milne is a Magnificent, Brilliant Secretary of Propaganda!




Soon, I will be a super star!!




Tiggerpaka, The Great, Signing Off





























 Tiggerpaka the Great, Signing Off
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20 comments:

  1. QuinnTheCatJanuary 2, 2013 at 12:47 PM

    Oh, why thank you very much! I worked hard to make that Beetle Juice.













    (I have decoded my own name by now.)

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    1. Tiggerpaka The GreatJanuary 3, 2013 at 6:59 AM

      yes, it tasted like you used the fattest of beetles!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2013 at 1:16 PM

    Tiggerpaka my troops are always ready for a surprise inspection




    -Conchitah

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    1. Tiggerpaka The GreatJanuary 3, 2013 at 6:58 AM

      Prepare for Surprise inspection for Saturday 1/5/13 at 1300!

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    2. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2013 at 12:42 PM

      Yes Sir, Wait until you see the ninjachillas




      -Conchitah

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  3. JennyJanuary 2, 2013 at 3:43 PM

    You shall be the ruler of all. 838

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  4. Pokemon798January 4, 2013 at 4:27 AM

    SMASHES COMPUTER IM A PYROMANIAC!!!

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    1. Pokemon798January 4, 2013 at 4:30 AM

      Plans secret attack to blow up Entire MEERKRAT base enters secret base and throws nuke which blows up THE WHOLE MEERKAT BASE I WILL NOW SPELL YOUR NAME WRONG pizzamhajsf
      That's now your name! TROLOLOLOL

      Delete
    2. Sirius AlnitakJanuary 4, 2013 at 7:29 AM

      Pizzamhajsf? PIZZAMHAJSF?! I will report you to Commander Tiggerpaka if uou don't watch your tongue, enemy!

      Delete
    3. Sirius AlnitakJanuary 4, 2013 at 7:33 AM

      And please, stop throwing nukes or I will have to hex you. -pulls out wand-

      Delete
    4. BWHAHAHAHA798January 4, 2013 at 3:43 PM

      I HAVE MAGIC OF MY OWN PULLS NOT FAILING EVER LICH STAFF WITH TURNS ANYONE INTO MY FRIENDS AND PERSON IN ARMY POINTS AT HEAD NO FAIL!!!

      Delete
    5. JennyJanuary 5, 2013 at 8:05 AM

      *Whacks Pokemon798 into a explosion* >:I

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  5. Pokemon709January 5, 2013 at 9:48 AM

    I'm imune to explosives...

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    1. Tiggerpaka The GreatJanuary 5, 2013 at 5:19 PM

      sheesh, pokemon709, sorry to hear that. Have you seen a doctor about that? I think there is a pill you can take.

      By the way, Have you seen pokemon798 anywhere near here?

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