Journal Entry #416: The Final Chapter

DATE: January 18, 2013
TIME: 0800

HEAD OFFICER SIGNING IN: Tiggerpaka the Great; Future Emperor of the Bloggosphere

MINIONS REPORTING TO DUTY: General Hedley, General Draco, Captain Nutello, Major Anonsi, Wolfward the Shadow Lord, EagleEye, Cookie, Milne, and **sigh** Sheldon






I suppose you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.

Well, I have an important announcement to make.  


We are suspending our "Conquer the Bloggosphere"  campaign indefinitely.


Yes, yes, I know you are disappointed.




Each of you has been a very valuable minion, very skillful in your own unique way......(looks at Sheldon)...well, most of you, sort of.


**Clears Throat**


Ahem!  Anyhow, See....It's Like this......

**Deep Sigh**


Helga won't let me play with you anymore.

She thinks you minions are a bad influence on the kits.



First there was the loss of Reese to the land mines





Then she caught Peanut chewing on a stick of Dynamite.






And the last straw was after visiting Draco when Puff thought he was a Magic Dragon
and jumped off a cliff.......


turns out he couldn't fly....




Guess he's flying now............


Sooooooo


You guys are released from duty.


Return to your world, and look back upon me with fond memories and a smile.





It's not like I'm really going anywhere.

I will still pop in and torment Sheld....I mean Tiggerkat


And if Great Scott knows what's good for him, he will bump up my coverage in TFEOB.   (It's a wonder anyone still even reads that blog, since I am hardly in it!)



So, as my Farewell Gift to You----



**runs behind rock and reappears in grass skirt*



My "Aloha / Goodbye / Good Luck to You" Dance








Ok, Now take Your Bug / Gift and Go






 Tiggerpaka the Great, Signing Off