DATE: January 18, 2013
TIME: 0800
HEAD OFFICER SIGNING IN: Tiggerpaka the Great; Future Emperor of the Bloggosphere
MINIONS REPORTING TO DUTY: General Hedley, General Draco, Captain Nutello, Major Anonsi, Wolfward the Shadow Lord, EagleEye, Cookie, Milne, and **sigh** Sheldon
I suppose you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
Well, I have an important announcement to make.
We are suspending our "Conquer the Bloggosphere" campaign indefinitely.
Yes, yes, I know you are disappointed.
Each of you has been a very valuable minion, very skillful in your own unique way......(looks at Sheldon)...well, most of you, sort of.
**Clears Throat**
Ahem! Anyhow, See....It's Like this......
**Deep Sigh**
Helga won't let me play with you anymore.
She thinks you minions are a bad influence on the kits.
First there was the loss of Reese to the land mines
Then she caught Peanut chewing on a stick of Dynamite.
And the last straw was after visiting Draco when Puff thought he was a Magic Dragon
and jumped off a cliff.......
turns out he couldn't fly....
Guess he's flying now............
Sooooooo
You guys are released from duty.
Return to your world, and look back upon me with fond memories and a smile.
It's not like I'm really going anywhere.
I will still pop in and torment Sheld....I mean Tiggerkat
And if Great Scott knows what's good for him, he will bump up my coverage in TFEOB. (It's a wonder anyone still even reads that blog, since I am hardly in it!)
So, as my Farewell Gift to You----
**runs behind rock and reappears in grass skirt*
My "Aloha / Goodbye / Good Luck to You" Dance
Ok, Now take Your Bug / Gift and Go
Tiggerpaka the Great, Signing Off
B-but we never even finished the war... D:
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm sad to say goodbye, but Tiggerpaka, it's been a very fun game. O.o
wait a mintue... do you know what this means?!??!!?
ReplyDeletePOKEMON798 WON THE BATTLE :O
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awww....**offers glass of Beetle Juice**
ReplyDeleteD'aww we'll miss you.
ReplyDeleteWe will miss you D:, Say Hi to Eclipse for me
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poor you
ReplyDeleteMore time with me???
ReplyDelete*grimaces and smacks self in head, turns and walks away*
D: D: D: D: D:
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww.....
And I never got the chance to show you my magical prowess...
Goodbye, dear Tiggerpaka. Please do not delete this blog. Please!
NUUUUUUUUU! D:
ReplyDeleteFarewell, fellow Tiggerpaka, I will request Great Scott to write about you more. eue
farewell..... Wait.. *Gives two small baby meerkats* I tamed them and they won't do anything dangerous. I hope.....
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