TIME:1528
HEAD OFFICER SIGNING IN: Tiggerpaka the Great; Future Emperor of the Bloggosphere
MINIONS REPORTING TO DUTY: Wolfward; Shadow Lord, Shape Shifter
Seargent Wolfward is a great Shape Shifter!
When she first came to me, begging to join my ranks of minions she was a Squid
Then she Shape Shifted into a Gray Wolf with Yellow Eyes
This is a remarkable talent, one that will serve me well
So at today's meeting I will master this Shape Shifting Skill!
I am thinking: Meerkat-Dragon!!
Wolfward: "Excellent Choice, Future Emperor Tiggerpaka! Let's begin"
"First you must clear your mind!"
Wolfward: "Very Good, Sir! Now....Think Wings......Large, Dragon Wings!!"
How do I look, Wolfward? Am I terrifying??
Wolfward: "Uh......Yess, Sir, Terrifying, But not quite There.... Perhaps we build up to Meerkat-Dragon."
Great! I want to Shape Shift into a Fierce Warrior and Leader that No One can Ignore!
Wolfward: "Great! Let's Think Raw Strength and Power, Charisma and Charm!"
How's this, Wolfward?
Wolfward: (holds in giggle) "Very Impressive, Emperor, Sir. Now, Let's go for something really, really Big!"
" Think Large and Powerful!"
Oh yeah! I'm feeling it Now!! What do you think, Wolfward?!
Wolfward: "Uh.....Fantastic! Yes, Fantastic. But Let's Try again, I'll keep it simpler"
"Think Furry and Evil Genius!"
Like this Wolfward? This one feels Fierce! Hand me a Mirror!
Hmmmmmm........Wolfward.......You are Dismissed!
Tiggerpaka the Great, Signing Off
*Stifling laughter*
ReplyDeleteHrmhrmhrhmrhm...you are very good at shape-shifting xD
OoO
ReplyDeleteMaybe I will be a better teacher a shape shifting sir
ReplyDelete-Conchitah
You are very fierce indeed. Enough to scare away the school, do visit them soon.
ReplyDeleteAh, I feel as if I should explain why...uhm...this lesson didn't go as well as...most likely planned.
ReplyDeleteYou see, sometimes you have to be BORN a shape-shifter.
sometimes you don't.
I think this is one of those times when you have to be born a shape-shifter. c:
-- Wolfward
Err...Great job! I should try that sometime.
ReplyDeleteUh... Great job, Sir Tiggerpaka the Great! Very fierce... *cough, cough*
ReplyDelete*drops grub in bowl*
Skittles the Scholar