And I, Tiggerpaka, Shall Rise above All !
And to worship me, monuments will be built!
Humans will meditate before my Greatness!
And Alters Built for Sacrifice to be Laid Before Me!
(Remember---I like my Grubs dipped in Reese Cups and THEN sacrifced!)
Books will be written about me!
Students in all schools will Study my Family History
and My Rise to Greatness
Everyone will Declare their Love for Me and My Species!
(Nice Job There, Sam!)
Everyone will be rushing to get Meerkat Plushies
And Meerkat Toys
Humans of All Ages will want to Be Look ME!
They will spend their days watching us on TV
And listen to Meerkat Music
And Then, When the Whole World has Turned Meerkat
Pokemon798
will have
NO
Place to Hide!!
Mwhahahahahahhah!
Can I be deputized when we take over the world? ouo
ReplyDeleteCan I be deputized when we take over the world? ouo
Delete*Also known as payback for Greatshot trolling me with that 'If it has been a million years, then you must be really old.' C:<
i will not tolerate fighting amongst the troops!
Deletekeep your focus on the enemy at hand!
-Le drops chocolate-dipped grub on altar- .3. Do you like my new meerkat hat? :D
ReplyDeletethe meerkat hat is quite dashing upon you, my dear!
Delete**takes grub from alter**
Those a budua people I bow to god :D so does TIGGERKAT see her blogs?
ReplyDeleteShoots every MEERKRAT on earth with BAZZOKA MACHINE GUN AK47 AND A NUKE CANNON
ReplyDeleteDear Sir Pokemon798,
DeleteWe apologize, but me and Squid sneaked into your camp and destroyed your Bazooka Machine Gun, AK47, and Nuke Cannon. The ones you are using are only replicas that are filled with Reese Cups and grubs.
Cordially,
Anonsi
**leans back on rock, crunching reese cup dipped grubs, smiles slyly**
DeleteDo I have the greatest minions, or what!
**flicks grub head to ground, saunters back to secret hideout**
Pokemon you can't simply kill all the meerkats.
DeleteOh great Tiggerpaka my rodent (and lagromorpha) forces have built alters in every town in the USA and as we speak they are putting up alters in every town in North America and South America. Also this is not the year of the meerkat....... This is the era of the meerkat :D
ReplyDelete-Conchitah
ERA??????? oh, my Eagle Eyed Conchitah....you are truly Great!
DeleteYes...why settle for one year when I could have an ERA!
**walks away dreamingly**
Tiggerpaka, sir! Pokemon798 has a nuke and is planning to blow up our base! And he said 'pizzamhajsf"! Shall I attack him?
ReplyDeleteLet him waste his nuke....he's standing next to a termite mound
Deletethen it'll rain radioactive termites.....they glow and are much easier to find in the dark!
Yes, but sir, radioactive termites are not good to eat. They are good for ammo, though.
DeleteAnd also, I know what we can recruit! Pokemon! Despite their similar names, Pokemon hate Pokemon798, and they could be very useful in attacking...
cool
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