DATE: December 27, 2012
TIME: 1452
HEAD OFFICER SIGNING IN: Tiggerpaka the Great; Future Emperor of the Bloggosphere
MINIONS REPORTING TO DUTY: Cookie---the Camp Cook
Today I will be conducting a surprise inspection on Cookie, our Camp Cook
When I arrived she snapped to attention
(take note of that my minions---that is good form!)
ok, off to a good start.
Cookie led the way into her kitchen. With it being after the holidays I anticipated a disaster
(which is why I decided to do a surprise inspection!)
Much to my disappointm---I, er mean Pleasant Surprise,
the kitchen was perfect!
I demanded to see the cooking pots and pans
I could see my handsome reflection in them!
(make note, my minions, I like shiny things that I can see myself in!)
Now to check on proper storage for my grubs:
Hmmmmm
**Picks up bag**shakes**looks at all angles**checks temperature
**pops one out to eat**
Very good! Nice and Crisp!
(make note, my minions, I do not like floppy grubs!)
Now to Check on Tonight's Food Preparations:
Yes that looks good, but you have forgotten the most important thing!
**as tiggerpaka starts to mark an "X", Cookie wheels out this:
(a reese cup fountain!)
**jaw drops**
YES! YES! YES!
**regains composure*
Ahem.
Very good, Cookie, you have passed inspection
Tiggerpaka the Great, Signing Off
