Journal Entry: Boot Camp for Newest Recruits

DATE: December 14, 2013
TIME: 0600
HEAD OFFICER SIGNING IN: Tiggerpaka the Great; Future Emperor of the Bloggosphere
MINIONS REPORTING TO DUTY:  Conchitah, Mimi, VMS925, AO1315

As before, first day of boot camp will require me to assign fearsome code names to each of you.

Conchitah!  I have been studying you for quite sometime.  I have noticed you participate in many story blogs.  Perhaps you have heard of me, and my starring role in the Great KMigration.  As one of my many adoring fans, I will have to insist you keep your worship of me to a minimal level.   Now, as I was saying, you  have many characters, many of whom are blind.  It makes me wonder?  Why Blind?  Perhaps Conchitah is actually blind!  **studies conchitah very closely**waves paws in her face to which she does not react**
**grins** Yes, yes!  She is blind!  That's perfect!!  Conchitah you will be known as "The Eagle" and will be my spy!  heh heh heh!  No one would ever suspect a blind soldier to be a spy!  It's genius!

Mimi!  You have many blogs.  One of which was a Reese cup blog. I saw many delicious items listed there. So you will have the very important job of Camp Cook!  And you will be known as "Cookie".  I hope you brought some recipes with you!  My troops demand grilled grubs wrapped in reese cups!

VMS925!   The writer.........yes, we need your talents.  I will call you "Milne"!  You will be my Secretary of Propaganda!  You will spread lies about the enemies.  Things like----he can't tie his shoes!  or like---he likes to eat brussel sprouts! Yes, this kind of mis-information will demoralize his troops and lead to a quick surrender!

And you!  AO1315!  Yes, you started out as the enemy, but quickly recognized the superior force I am and switched teams!   I notice you have an affinity for dragons, especially flying ones!   I could use a few flying dragons for aerial assaults.  I shall call you "Hiccup" and you will be my AirForce General!

Now---500 push-ups and then put on these 50 kg packs and run up the side of that rocky cliff.

I'll be in the kitchen with Helga when you are complete.  She has my scrambled grubs and bug waffles ready.

 Tiggerpaka the Great, Signing Off