Journal Entry: Early Morning Training

December 10, 2012
0600
Head Officer signing in:  Tiggerpaka The Great, Future Emperor of the Bloggosphere

Minions Reporting to Duty
1. Ilovemypets8
2. Misitu Wolfen
3. Siriu Alnitak
4. Jenny7
5. Tiggerkat


Terrible names, pathetic.  First order of business will be creating new and more terrifying names!  We need code names to confuse our enemy!

Ilovemypets 8:  You impressed me with how you use your head when exiting my door last week, so your name shall be, "Hedley"   and you shall shatter the bones of my enemies, and be my General

Misitu Wolfen:  My dear Wolf of the Forest.   Clever and Resourceful with acorns.  Your name shall be, "Nutella"   and you shall be my Intelligence Officer.

"Nutella!!  Like Donatello?  Yay! Cool!  I'm a Ninja Turtle!"

**smacks Misitu**  ATTENTION, SOLDIER!!!
**Misitu snaps to attention and salutes**

**Leans in to Misitu and speaks softly into her ear**
Ninja Turtles you say?  Do you know them personally?  Perhaps we could recruit......

"Excuse me, Sir?  What will my name be?"
**Tiggerpaka turns to the next recruit**

Sirius Alnitak:  My dear Piplup...**breaks into a big grin***
Thought I wouldn't know, eh?   Yes, you are very very clever, but not quite clever enough to fool Tiggerpaka the Great!   So, with your well mastered skills of camouflage and changing of identity, you remind me of my dear friend, Anonsi, from back home in Africa.  He too was a great trickster, so you will be "Anonsi!"  and you will be my lead Reconnaissance officer


Jenny7:  Hmmmmm, a bit of an enigma.......I hear that you are very smart and funny.....and possibly a squid.   So I am sure you are a great swimmer and navigator of the seas.  I shall name you Squidward, after that creature of Great Intelligence and Good Humor from a little known place called Bikini Bottom.  You will be my Admiral.

**Notices Tiggerkat**

Tiggerkat.

Tiggerkat?

TIGGERKAT!!    Wake up!  **smacks snoring Tiggerkat **

**Tiggerkat stands at attention in salute form**

What is that smudge on you?!  Do I smell Reese Cups?!

Were you out eating Reese Cups last night?!

YOU  ARE A DISGRACE TO THE UNIFORM!

But fortunately for you, I am a bit despera...I mean finding myself in need of more minions    So you will be given a second chance.  Let's see, what are your strengths?

***Looks Tiggerkat up and down and all around**

I can't exactly think of any at the moment.  So I will have to give you the most terrifying name of all, a name that will strike fear into the hearts of our enemies, and that name is:

 "Sheldon"

 OK Troops!  It is now 0700, And Helga has breakfast cooking, scrambled maggots in butter, my favorite   **Gets dreamy eyed**shakes head to snap out of it**

So I think we have had enough for today!  I will notify you of our next training mission!  Always be alert and ready, ..... it could be any time!

ANNNNNNyyyyyy  Tiiimmmmeee!