Journal Entry #248 Reconnaisance

December 11, 2012
1300
Head Officer signing in:  Tiggerpaka The Great, Future Emperor of the Bloggosphere
Minion Reporting to Duty:  Anonsi, Reconnaissance Officer

Attempting reconnaissance on my #1 on my #2 list, Pokemon798 with the assistance of my reconnaissance officer, Anonsi.  Pokemon798 is at some ridiculous place called "School" where the senior officers (known as "teachers") fill the young warriors minds with worthless information.  Or so this is what Anonsi tells me.

Anonsi is a master of camouflage and we easily slip by the parental officer guarding the building and work our way upstairs to the hidden headquarters of Pokemon798.

We are struck immediately upon entering Pokemon798's headquarters at the degree of his evil brilliance!

Anonsi and I were unable to obtain any useful intelligence from this mess!  

Clever, Pokemon798, very clever!

We had to hastily retreat when we discovered this headquarters was booby trapped!

First Anonsi and I discovered hidden stink bombs under the piles of clothing:  

Then we were enticed by delectables on the carpet, only to discover upon closer examination, these goodies were laced with poison!

All those tasty ants!  Ruined by poisonous jelly beans!

Anonsi and I slipped out of the building undetected and quietly returned to base camp.  

I will discuss our findings with our Intelligence Officer, Nutello and begin to develop phase II

Tiggerpaka the Great, signing off.