Journal Entry # 301: A Surprise Inspection for Cookie

DATE: December 27, 2012
 TIME:  1452
HEAD OFFICER SIGNING IN: Tiggerpaka the Great; Future Emperor of the Bloggosphere
MINIONS REPORTING TO DUTY: Cookie---the Camp Cook


Today I will be conducting a surprise inspection on Cookie, our Camp Cook

When I arrived she snapped to attention
(take note of that my minions---that is good form!)










   ok, off to a good start.



Cookie led the way into her kitchen.  With it being after the holidays I anticipated a disaster
(which is why I decided to do a surprise inspection!)

Much to my disappointm---I, er mean Pleasant Surprise,
the kitchen was perfect!







I demanded to see the cooking pots and pans




I could see my handsome reflection in them!
(make note, my minions, I like shiny things that I can see myself in!)




Now to check on proper storage for my grubs:



Hmmmmm
**Picks up bag**shakes**looks at all angles**checks temperature
**pops one out to eat**

Very good!  Nice and Crisp!
(make note, my minions, I do not like floppy grubs!)





Now to Check on Tonight's Food Preparations:


     


Yes that looks good, but you have forgotten the most important thing!

**as tiggerpaka starts to mark an "X", Cookie wheels out this:



(a reese cup fountain!)


**jaw drops**

YES! YES! YES!




**regains composure*

Ahem.

 Very good, Cookie, you have passed inspection


 Tiggerpaka the Great, Signing Off