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Head Officer signing in: Tiggerpaka The Great, Future Emperor of the Bloggosphere
The hostilities grow. Sadly I have had to add more names to the #2 list. However, I have successfully recruited 3 fine soldiers. OK maybe not fine, maybe a little rough around the edges, but with my superior training skills I should be able to whip them into top fighting form in about.....6 to 8.....months.
That will put the impending war off until at least June. Hopefully Pokemon798 and his followers will be agreeable. Hopefully the weather will be pleasant. Maybe after exchange of hostilities we could go for a picnic and a swim.
But I digress.
There is much to do. Much to plan for. And before I can.......
**turns to small meerkat**
"What?"
"What?"
"Did you tell Mommy?"
*sigh*
"Ok....I'll be right there"
**returns to journal**
will complete entry at a later date........seems Puff has his head stuck in the toilet again
Tiggerpaka the Great
Signing Off
o-o
ReplyDeleteMake that 4 people. The people who fixed my computer a few days ago. XD
ReplyDeleteWait no nevermind.... ^6
ReplyDeletethat was a close call, my friend
Delete**puts away grenades and rocket launchers**
You're like a Chuck Norris or honeybadger...
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris, ah yes, dear friend of mine. We trained together back in 'Nam.
DeleteAs for Honeybadger ***Looks right and left***
whispers: Let's just keep her out of our discussions, heh heh, aah, Helga simply wouldn't understand
CHUCKNORRIS.... AHA-whispers- CHUCKNORRIS you wanna play? OH YOUR IN TROUBLE PAKASAY GOODBYE -chuck dashes and chokes PAKA- THE GOOD TEAM WILL SURELY WIN
ReplyDeleteHe's on Mars. He can't at the moment. And my computer is being nicer.
DeleteMy most esteemed sir Tiggerpaka,
ReplyDeleteI am very sorry for any inconveniences I have caused you and hope we shall be able to make amends. You may be able to use my highly trained guard dogs and ninja skills to help guard your base. Thank you for your consideration. -Throws reese cup in bowl-
Cordially,
Sirius Alnitak
TEAM TIGGERPAKA RULES. >;D
I am most glad to hear of your change of heart. Report to duty, Monday 0600!
DeleteOh really your gonna fight 7+ cryptids and 2 MASTERs that can actully fight
ReplyDeleteCryptids? do you realize that is spelled CRYptids---similar to CRYbaby? I don't believe they will be your strong suit to play in this upcoming epic battle
DeleteBut I own two dogs... Yeahhhh they can be rough. And whos a master...?
DeleteTHOU SHALL NOT START THY WAR.
ReplyDeletemy dear, some wars simply must be fought
DeleteWhat Misitu said -
DeleteNo war!
I am confused here
ReplyDeleteTIGGERPAKA IS EVIL HELP
ReplyDeleteME FIGHT HIM -PUNCHES TIGGERPAKA-
FRIENDS OF POKEMON HE TOLD
ReplyDeleteME BOUT THIS BLOG!!! FOR REAL LIFE 2! FARTS...
sneaks in to base turning off every camera back flips near lasers and calls CAPTIANSPARKLEZ to come with his inferno sword
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